Uniquely us - for some laughs
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Some ring of truth here?
Funny truths about life in small small country
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric local - knows how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in here - They have Car, Credit Card, .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Sin-Chinese and China-Chinese (la..lei..ne)
11. local never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half local rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure Keeps you humble and
Success keeps you glowing,
but only Faith & Attitude
Keeps you going..... "